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Ytd, I fainted lur.
2nd tym faint.
Haha, feel so funi. = =
Stomachache. PAIN til wan die edi. ><
Aikz, nt a gd memory. = =
Thx my family n my fren.
Take k me, especially Eileen. ^^
Andrew LIW too, u help me clean my vomit thg hor. xD
Yuck ! I noe it is disgusting.

Aiyor, sien sien lur.
At hum.. Lazy go work. ><
My blog hav problem. swt.

Like Crayon Shin Chan lur. ^^
Tq YY bought 4 me.
1 set Crayon Shin Chan movie. ^^
Thank you so much ! =D

Aiyor, sudden mis Cambridge sia. ><
Long tym din go edi.
Nex week, xixi.
Wait me har ~~ @@

Nth to write lur.
BUUBYE ..~

22-11-2009

Happy Birthday to MICHELLE LIW ! =)
Xixii, lihoey da 1st norh. ^^
Shelin 2nd, nt bad edi lurh. ^^
Sumbody too earlier edi narh, especially my daddy. xD
Bt, thks too ! =D
Thks all my fren hu wish me. ^^

I gettin older. keke.
Hope wil havin a hapi buffday. ^^

N, hapi bdae to Fishh, helen n sumbody hu oso born in 22 Nov. ^^

Lazy Dae. xD

Todae woke up - Afternoon again. xD
But still earlier than sumbody lorh horr ? Hioho.
Owez late sleep, late wake up, late bath de sumbody ar. * Actuali me too xD
Aiyor, don say sumbody edi narh. =P

Todae, no work. LAZY !
Gai lurh, at hum on9 boring boring. ><
Lalala..~
Tommorow, go penang wit mummy. hiak hiak.
Bt she gt meeting nerh, she ask me accom her to hear pun wor.
Alamak, it wil b veli veli sien nerh. ><
Can sms gok, nvm larh ^^

COMEDIAN saw all my poz.
Kip on perli me, sueh nia him. xD
Ask him write blog, don1 wor..
Knt perli him edi arr ><
Saturdae, xixi ^^
Qiyoyor hor ? xD

Tonite, shelin wan go genting edi lurh.
Hope she will hapi lurh. ^^
My bdae.. Nvm larh. ><
Dono hw to celebrate nerh.
Wil go Autocity wit family lurh ^^

Lazy liao. BBBBBBBbb ~

faceVook. xD

FaceVook huh ? xD
Bboy 4 Life....BBox FOR LIFE!!! no DANCE NO LIFE hor..
Always perli me one.

And, today.. I watched 2012 lurh !
It is really a nice movie. ^^

Lazy again.
Aikz.
Bye !

Overly ! Unduly !

Yorr ! Ting dao xu ling zhe yang bu kai xin..
Ye zhi dao 'ta' zhen de zhen de hen guo fen !
Zuo peng you yao zuo dao zhe yang ma ?
Hen bu gei lian lerh !
Zhen de wu yan.. Nong dao ta zhe yang bu kai xin.
Xiang xiang yi xia la, ru guo you ren zhe yang dui ni, ni hui zen yang !
Shi ren dou hui shang xin de. Bu yao zhe yang guo fen !
Xi wang wo ma mi gei wo qu genting, bu xiang xu ling zhe yang ke lian.
Jiu shi wei le ta men xu ling cai qu de.
Xian zai.. Yorr !

TESCO most scary place !

Tesco most scary place - Ermm, don't know how to say nerh.
Lift there.. Aiyerr, I felt there very scary. ><
Ming Sheng also say scary.
Pity him, one people go in..
God Bless You ! xD

Boring lurh.
Lazy to write.
Buubyeeeeee !

Title Is Title.

Aiyoyor, boring norh.
Shop have 3 new stuff lurh.
All also okay larh ^^
Better than ah beng more ! xD
If you all know what I was writting also nevermind lurh. =P

Yi You, take care yourself ah.
Sicked already, rest more..

Hungry T_T
I didn't ate breakfast and lunch lurh.
Just had dinner, OLDTOWN again.
And, I was so so so careless.
Order wrong thing, luckily just wrong one larh.
If many then I really stupid. ==
Order wrong what Thick Bread, yuck !
Not delicious, dislike.
Can't ate finish. ><
ps* I ate alone, feel pity ><

Lazy again, Buuuuubyeeeee ! =)

Country Story =)

In Country Story,
when the cows, chickens, sheeps and ducks were small they all were so so so cute !
I bought a new house view last night.
I bought the most expensive one. Omg !
Don't know what I was thinking that time.
Hahha, regret. But the view not bad ^^

Short post here, Bye !

Simply Post.

Hermm, now crazy with Facebook's game - Country Story.
Last time, I felt it's just a boring game.
Now, I like to play and I getting mad in that.
Hahaa, just say only. Not so exaggerate. xD
Lazy write already.
Bye !

My Eyes T_T

Now, my eyes getting bengkak nerh. T_T
Because of last night, I do mask and the liquid of the mask was getting into my eyes !
Omg, but I still don't know, just felt some uncomfortable.
And finally, I fall asleep. [ Din't wash ah ! ]
That's why my eyes became like this. ><
Want go out also can't, even go downstairs I also don't want.
Cause not dare lurh.
Now, quite hate mirror.. Cause of them, I saw ugly MICHELLE LIW !
So, today can't go to work already huh.
Now, tell you all a crazy thing.
I wearing sunglasses lurh !
At home wear sunglasses nerh !
I really had problem already. ><
Cause I really don't want to see my ugly face.
I dint eat anything from I woke up until now.
Aiyoyor.
Many peoples hope to watch 2012 huh.
Me too, but don't know when lurh.
Today sure can't already. ><
Now really hope to delete my FS Account lurh.
It's boring. And don't know why, I can't upload pictures at FS.
Last night, when talking phone with Bobby, knew many things nerh.
Some were let me felt really shocked !
But, secret. =P
I will tell SHELIN only. Hahah xD
Sorry lurh everyone.
Sei Bobby, hate your past.

Okay lurh, nothing to write already.
Hungry now. ><
Buubye ! =)

Getting Crazy.

Tadarr.. Jokes again. xD



幽默的阿嬤



老人家走掉了（去世）因為是採用公祭的方式， 所以就先冰凍起來。

那時天氣很熱，就有解凍後的水珠出現在身上，小孫子在旁邊看到，

很緊張的大叫：「阿嬤，阿嬤，阿公在流汗耶……」

阿嬤跟他回答說：「噓…… 阿公第一次死掉……很緊張！」



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食人族



有個食人族長和他兒子到外尋找食物，

他們躲藏在厚草叢裡，等待獵物到來。

不久後有一位瘦小子經過，族長的兒子問爸爸：

『爸爸，這個如何？』

族長答道：『不，這小子太瘦，吃起來沒味道！』

不久後有一位胖子經過，族長的兒子問爸爸：

『爸爸，這胖子又如何？』

族長答道：『不，這個太肥，吃了膽固醇會升高！』

不久後有一位窈窕青春美女經過，

族長的兒子問爸爸：『爸爸，這美女又如何？』

族長答道：『哇塞！好極了，我們把這美女捉回家，

然後把你媽媽煮來吃！』



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小強的問題



有一天小強問爸爸說：「爸爸我是不是傻孩子啊？」

爸爸說：「傻孩子，你怎麼會傻呢？」



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I have problem already, always post jokes.
But I also hope all the readers will happy. =D
Just post some are funny one. [ For Me norh. ]
Now, write about today.
Today is also a boring day.
But got Yi You accompany me go for dinner, okay a bit lurh. ^^
We have dinner at OLD TOWN, he ordered quite many things. @@
All add up almost 9 foods and also include drinks.
Omg, we are just 2 people only !
He ate many many and many huh. xD
Now I am DIET ing ! You still ordered so many foods. ><
I can control =D

Okay, time to stop at here.

Bubby ! Goodnight all ! =)

聾子聽到啞巴說瞎子看到鬼

Hoiyor, there was a ah beng work at my shop.
Omg ! Hate him lurh !
What also dont know but always kleng !
Always say wanna go toilet, actually is go walk walk with his girlfriend !
Always one lurh !
1 day dont know went how many times.
So many urine ah ?!
Hate nia !

薏仁做事薏仁湯,小叮做事小叮噹

Haha, I know this is a weird title.
Today saw many jokes.
Quite funny. xD

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媽媽寫給兒子的信..

親愛的兒子：

我這封信寫得很慢　因為我知道你看字不快

(妳寫的慢跟人家看的快不快有什麼關係@_@)

我們已經搬家了，不過地址沒改， 因為搬家順便把門牌帶來了。

(天阿,妳太天才了吧,那誰知道您搬到哪呀！！)

這禮拜下了二次雨，第一次下了三天，第二次下了四天

(那不是等於一個禮拜都在下雨嗎@_@)

昨天我們去買披薩 店員問說：請問要切成8片還是12片？

妳勤儉的外婆說：切成8片好了，切成12片恐怕吃不完！

(大小不是都一樣嗎@_@)

那間店披薩還不錯，改天我們全家再一起去街口的餐館吃牛排

(披薩店不錯跟妳們去吃牛排有什麼邏輯性的關係嗎@_@)

還有你阿姨說你要我寄去的那件外套，因為郵寄時會超重，所以我們把釦子剪下來放在那件外套的口袋裡。

(妳以為這樣會比較輕嗎?)

你姊姊今天早上生了，因為我還不知道到底是男的或女的，所以我不曉得你要當阿姨還是舅舅。

(有男的阿姨嗎＝　＝)

媽媽最近沒什麼事，我會再寫信給你。

ps.我們本來要寄錢給你,但是信封已經黏好了

(信封黏好了?那你最後一段怎麼打出來的阿??)

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` 聾子聽到啞巴說瞎子看到鬼
` 無心插柳柳橙汁
` msn顯示線上的有80%是離開，顯示離開的有80%在線上

Me keep on 'pasting' boring things huh ? xD

Another one..

媽媽問字..

媽媽：「兒子、兒子！來！『It's too easy！』是啥？」
兒子：「『這太簡單了』。」
媽媽：「簡單還不快說？」
兒子：「啊就是『太簡單了』呀！」
媽媽：「你以為我不會打人吧？」
語畢，就將兒子教訓了一頓。

接著，媽媽又問：「『what』這字何解？」
兒子：「『什麼』。」
媽媽：「我說：『what』是啥意思？」
兒子：「『什麼』！」
說完，媽媽又把兒子教訓一頓…

後來媽媽又問 ：「『Guess what !』是什麼意思?」
兒子抽搐的說 ：「『猜~~猜~~~~看~~嘛!』。」
媽媽 ：「我問你『Guess what !』是什麼意思? 你還叫我猜猜看?」
兒子 ：「就~~是~~~猜~~~猜~~~~看~~~呀!」
說畢 ，兒子又被海扁一頓…

處罰完，媽媽又問：「好，再問你，乖乖的告訴媽就沒事。」
兒子：「嗯U_U~。」
媽媽：「常常聽到人家說『fuck』是啥意思？」
兒子：「（嗚）………」

Haha. If say the truth, don't know how her son will. xD

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Last one,

保證冷死你

有一人走在時尚的潮流

結果











就被淹死了

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Haha, funny.
Goodnight all ! =)

Lazy lazy lazy Me.

Sick sick sick !
Get off from my body !
Hate you all !
Hope can go Penang tommorrow. ><
I want shopping. T_T

Daddy din't come to fetch me to work yet. ><
Lazy write already.
Bye !

Dye hair lur..

Hoho, dye hair already.
Happy happy ! =D
The process was very funny. Haha.
This colour not bad nerh. ^^

Short post at here !
Goodnight, have a nice dream ! =D

Cough ==

Now, I am really sick !
Cough also come to find me already.
Omg ! Please get off from my body ! ><
Quite uncomfortable.
Today still need to work..
Aiyoyor, boring.
But tonight want dye hair with Ah Nin Nin lur.. ^^
Happy happy ~
This time must choose right colour already.
Hiak hiak, happy nia ^^

Go having my lunch now.
Hope you all have a nice day ! =)

10 Nov 2009

Now 1.12 am, finished answered all the boring questions.
Still early huh, hungry hungry hungry. ><
But I must control myself !
Avoid oily food, avoid supper, avoid anythings that can cause I getting fatter and fatter !
I promised Bobby I must sleep before 1.30 am.
But, now I am still very expert xD
Yerrrrrr ! Quite hungry !!
Stupid Andu Sexy Tan, still say Nasi Kandar ==
But I don't like, hoho.

Okay larh, ready to sleep ?
But.. I want hear story ><
Hanna, no story tonight.
Good night all ! =)

Hope No More Nextime @@

1.我的大名 : MICHELLE 刘玮恬
2.我的生日 : 22/11
3.誰傳給你的 : Hui Ying -* 会赢 xD
4.說出五個好朋友 : SHELIN, LIHOEY, YEE YUN, LAPTOP, HANDFON xD
5.生日想要得到什麼禮物 : 很多咯 ^^
6.近期開心的是 : 都还好 =)
7.近期壓力大的是 : 还好呐..
8.未來想做什麼: 有钱人.. xD
9.有沒有喜歡的人 : 有
10.同學會要回去找老師嗎 : 不会呱,哈哈
11.跟誰出去最幸福 : 喜欢参的人咯 ^^
12.如果你的兩個好友吵架了 : 我们很和谐的 xD
13.跟情人出去最想去哪 : 哪里都噢给咯.开心就好
14.聖誕節要做啥 : 和朋友一起过
15.最想跟誰過聖誕節 : 朋友
16.有沒有起床气 : 有~哈哈
17.有幾個兄弟姐妹 : 3
18.最喜歡的一首歌(女生的) : 很多
19.最喜歡的一首歌(男生的) : 很多
20.喜歡什麼顏色 : 黑,白,蓝,紫
21.上廁所會不會先沖水 : 当然 ==
22.愛不愛我 : Siapalah u ~
23.喜歡男生還是女生 : 当然是男生
24.最想大聲說什麼 : 话
25.半夜敢不敢自己上廁所 : 敢
26.上廁所會不會脫褲褲 : 会 == 难道你不会?
27.誰很欠打 : 欠打的人
28.現在很迷什麼 : 不知道,只知道很想血拼 xD
29.睡相很差 : 不懂,没看过
30.現在的時間 : 1.00 am
31.是否痛恨傳給你點卷的人 : 不会
32.體重多少 : 46kg. 重 ==
33.今天天氣 : 良好
34.你懷孕了嗎 : 当然没有 ==
35.你若中樂透最想做什么 : 看中多少咯
36.大學生一定要玩的活動 : clubbing ? xD
37.如果能為彩虹添加一種顏色 你選 : 银 @@
38.你覺得友情是真心的么 : 看人咯
39.身高多少 : 160cm
點名人物
1. SHELIN
2. LIHOEY
3. XING XING
4. SHARON
5. BOBBY
6. 徐灵
7. 丽缋
8. 星星
9. 雪儿
10. 波比
( 随便排，没有分先后)
p/s* 很还十个啊..少朋友玩部落格啦 ==
01-【４號認識６號嗎】： 不认识
02-【10是男還是女】： 应该是男的 xD
03-【 ８號的興趣是】： 不懂
04-【１號有沒有兄弟姐妹】： 有有有
05-【７號姓氏】： 和刘备一样
06-【１０號人緣好嗎】： 可以可以
07-【4號有人追嗎】： 不知道啊 =P
08-【承上２號呢】： 有呱~哈哈
09-【６號 喜歡的顏色是】： 蓝色
10-【３號和１０號是朋友嗎】： 不是
11-【８號的生日是】： 啊..今天天气不错哄 @@
12-【 號讀哪呢】： 到底是几号? ==
13-【你怎麼認識１０號的】： 问他咯
14-【你跟１號的生日差幾個月】： 17 ^^
15-【 你和９號有出去玩過嗎】：nope
16-【你喜歡 ２號聊天嗎】： 喜欢
17-【你喜歡和３號在一起嗎】： 可以可以

8 Nov 2009 - Part 2.

Today saw this post again.

两种老公 两种人生‏

A:她：“老公。帮我接杯水呗。”
他：“石头剪子布。谁输了谁去。”
她：“算了。我自己去吧。”

B:他们坐在一起看韩剧。她起身。他问“干吗去？”
她：“去接杯水。”
他：“你坐这看吧。我去给你接。”

女人多可怜。她对男人唯一的要求就是“疼她”。你可以什么都没有。只要你疼她。她就有足够的勇气把自己的下半辈子交给你。
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A:他晚上下班。给她打电话“宝贝儿。我晚上和朋友出去吃饭。”
她：“你不是答应我陪我逛街的吗？”
他：“改天吧！”
她默默地流泪。为什么每次都是这样？

B:他下班的时候打电话给她:“亲爱的。别人给我一张奥运会的票。巴西队啊！一会儿我去

看球了啊。”
她：“哦。这样啊。好吧。”
他：“怎么不高兴了？”
她：“你忘了。上周说好今天我朋友和她男朋友请我俩吃饭啊。”
他：“哎呀。对不起亲爱的。我忘记了。那我把票给别人吧。我陪你去吃饭。”
她：“不要了。吃饭可以改天。或者你先去看。我们等你。”
他：“那不行。答应你的事情必须得做到。再说你自己跟他俩在一起像电灯泡似的。你肯定不舒服啊”
她：“没事……”

没等她说完。他很强势的告诉她“好了。听我的。你收拾一下。我一会儿去接你。”
其实女人不是不懂事。只是。她需要碰上一个懂事的男人。其实。情侣之间。是可以互相的。

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A:他：“我晚上出去吃饭了啊。”
她：“几点回家？”
他：“九点之前肯定回家。”
九点半，她：“你怎么还不回来啊？”
他：“十点。肯定回家。”
十一点。十二点。一点。两点……
后来。她不再打电话催他。因为她知道。对于不守承诺的男人。一切“肯定”都是“未必”。

B:他：“我晚上出去吃饭。九点之前肯定结束。然后我俩去看电影。”
她：“你能那么快就结束吗？”
他：“放心吧。我答应你了就一定能！”
快到九点的时候。他：“收拾一下吧。我马上就到你家了”

信任。是在一件一件小事中建立起来的。
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A:她生理期。身体不舒服。顶着疼痛洗衣服。收拾屋子。
他坐在电脑前面玩网络游戏。
她干完活。躺在床上。长出了一口气。
他看了她一眼：“宝贝儿。辛苦了！”然后转过头。继续玩他的游戏。

B:她生理期。很难受。起身准备洗衣服。
他拽住她：“你去床上躺着。我来！”
她：“你会做家务吗？你自己洗过衣服吗？”
他：“不会做可以学着做啊。以后你身体不舒服的时候。我当然得独挡一面！”

女人需要的不只是甜言蜜语。哄她几句。她也许会给你一个微笑。但是实实在在的呵护。她会对你一辈子的感恩。并且会回报给你一个温暖的家。
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A:她给他拿了一包榛子。然后她去洗衣服。
回来的时候。榛子已经被他吃得所剩无几。

B:她拿给他一包榛子。然后自己去收拾屋子。
回来的时候。她看见电脑前面放了一堆剥好的榛子仁。

女人很感性。她炫耀你对她的体贴。就好像炫耀克拉钻一样。这么廉价的买卖。用一点心思就能收获无比的财富。
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A:他说：“你是最好的。”
她问：“我哪好？”
他：“学历高。能力强。长得漂亮。对我又这么好。”
她笑了。

B:他：“你是我所遇到最好的女孩儿。”
她：“我哪好？”
他：“你对身边的每个人都很友善。很无私。对人对生活总是很感恩。一个人有一颗善良的心。会让周围的人感觉到温暖。你是我见过最善良的女孩儿。伤害你的人都应该下地狱！”
她哭了。

一个人。是因为你对他好。所以觉得你好。
一个人。是因为懂得你的好。所以想要对你好。
幸福的恋人。首先应该是一对彼此欣赏的知己。

真的很羡慕B里的她，每个女生看了都会很想成为B里的她吧～
现实生活中应该很难有男生会这么的贴心了。。。
祝恋人们可以幸福…^^

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I really admire B one.
I think all the girls will admire too, even boys ? xD
Today, quite boring.
Aikz ! How come like this ?
Hate such of boring life. ==

SICK ?

Last night, 3++ just slept AGAIN.
Now my face really looks like ghost.
And also looks like a patient add up Panda.
So, I am a panda ghost which was sick lur. @@

Today is 8 Nov 2009.
My sister very excited because of my birthday is coming soon.
But still long time nerh, 22 Nov 2009. @@
She wants eat cakes marh hor. xD
Shelin can't celebrate my birthday with me lur. Aikz. ><

I want go to Penang and KL. ><
Cause suddenly got mood to shopping.
I want buy many things nerh.
* Shoes, Pants, Shirts, Luggage, Dresses, Handbag and bla bla bla.
Many things nia. ><
KL, still need to wait School Holidays.
Faster lur, Holidays !

Uncomfortable now.
But still need to work.
3 days didn't go already..
Don't know they miss me or not ? xD

End at here lur.
Bubby ! =)